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Total Medals Earned: 848 (From 106 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 13,690 Points

SHMUP

Rookie Unlocked 7/23/11
5 Points
Finish the first area
Cremation 5 Points Obliterate the first boss with all weapon slots equipped
AHK-372 10 Points Defeat the second boss
Damura 10 Points Defeat the first boss
Frequent Flyer 10 Points Fly 3,000 miles
Junkyard 10 Points Kill 4,000 enemies
Problem, Minecraft? 10 Points Collect 2,000 gems (spending them is allowed)
Variety 10 Points Use each weapon in the game at least once
Coeus 25 Points Defeat the fourth boss
Ding Ding 25 Points Reach level 20
Erebos 25 Points Defeat the third boss
Hardcore 25 Points Finish area 4 of AHK-372 with only a bullet rifle
Stealthy 25 Points Finish area 3 of Coeus without triggering any sentry lights
Untouchable 25 Points Finish area 4 of Erebos without taking any damage
Swain's Medal Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Event Horizon Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/280 points)

Space Defenders

Mission Accomplished Unlocked 2/4/11
25 Points
You defeated the biggest threat in the galaxy!
Levl 5 5 Points Survived level 5 in Infinite Mode
Levl 10 50 Points Survived level 10 in Infinite Mode
Levl 15 100 Points Survived level 15 in Infinite Mode

Medals Earned: 1/4 (25/180 points)

Spike - A Love Story

Beyond Words Unlocked 4/29/11
5 Points
Cut Off a Conversation
Centerpieces Unlocked 4/29/11
5 Points
A Nice Center Smash
Droppin' Ten Unlocked 4/29/11
5 Points
Ten Crush-Hugs
Easy Fiver Unlocked 4/29/11
5 Points
Five Love Taps
Just Barely Unlocked 4/29/11
5 Points
Far Right Smoosh
Comedic Timing Unlocked 4/29/11
10 Points
You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!
Teen Angst Unlocked 4/29/11
10 Points
Fifteen Gory Love Lunges
Quickie 10 Points Far Left Hit
You Will Survive 10 Points 20 Hits in Survival
A Perfect Love 25 Points Perfect Score in Story Mode
Blackjack 25 Points 21 Spikey Embraces
Superior Smoosher 25 Points 30 Hits in Survival
The Crusher 50 Points 40 Hits in Survival
MASTER SMASHER 100 Points 50 Hits in Survival

Medals Earned: 7/14 (45/290 points)

Spike: A Love Story Too

Afternoon Unlocked 12/14/12
5 Points
You're over the hump!
Morning Unlocked 12/14/12
5 Points
You made it through the morning shift!
Rebound Unlocked 12/14/12
5 Points
You've learned the fine art of the rebound. Or just got lucky.
Six Pointer Unlocked 12/14/12
10 Points
You got your first 6 point hit! We're so proud!
Survived Five 5 Points You've survived through 5 mascots. OK.
End of the Day 10 Points You made it! Now time for be-ew-ti-ful dreams.
Ten Down 10 Points You're getting up there!
Don't Talk to the Monsters 25 Points Perfect in the monster challenge
Keep on Smashing 25 Points You smashed 50 guys in one game sitting! That's a lot!
Dummy Challenge 50 Points You got mad points with little to work with!
Security is Nice 50 Points You completed employment mode with 100% security!
Twenty is Plenty 50 Points You survived 20 psychotic mascots! You're a spiking GOD.

Medals Earned: 4/12 (25/250 points)

Stamper's Quest For Fags

Anti-Gravity Unlocked 2/19/11
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Going East Unlocked 2/19/11
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Heading West Unlocked 2/19/11
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Occasional Smoker Unlocked 2/19/11
10 Points
Score 50 points in easy mode.
2 pack-a-day Unlocked 2/19/11
25 Points
Score 50 points in medium mode.
Chain Smoker Unlocked 2/19/11
50 Points
Score 50 points in advanced mode.
Full-Time Addict 100 Points Score 100 points in nightmare mode.

Medals Earned: 6/7 (100/200 points)

Stealing the Diamond

BUNP Unlocked 7/15/11
5 Points
I TOLD you dog!
Like a D6 Unlocked 7/15/11
10 Points
Lose 6 points
Aggressive Ending Unlocked 7/15/11
50 Points
Win the aggressive way
Epic Ending Unlocked 7/15/11
50 Points
Win the epic way
Undetected Ending Unlocked 7/15/11
50 Points
Win the undetected way
Obscure Medal Unlocked 7/15/11
100 Points
You know you want this medal
It's a Joke Guys 5 Points I did it on purpose...
01100010 10 Points 6d 69 73 73 69 6e 67 6e 6f 0d 0a
Failtastic 50 Points Fail 55 times
Fail Champion 100 Points Watch all 40 unique fails
tldr Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 6/11 (265/435 points)

Stork Shot

You Suck Unlocked 5/10/11
5 Points
Get yourself killed
Sushi tonight Unlocked 5/10/11
10 Points
Kill that bastard whale
10 Dead on Delivery Unlocked 5/10/11
25 Points
Have 10 babies delivered dead.
Do it properly 5 Points Ethics anyone?

Medals Earned: 3/4 (40/45 points)

StrawberyClock Smackdown

Traveling Unlocked 8/16/11
5 Points
Went right.
Pop Your Berry Unlocked 8/16/11
10 Points
Use the B power for the first time.
King of the Portal Unlocked 8/16/11
25 Points
Defeated ki1o.
You cannot kill Strawberry Clock 5 Points Get a game over.
Satisfied Customer 25 Points Bought every item in the Clock Mart

Medals Earned: 3/5 (40/70 points)

Street Fighter Collab

Domestic Violence Unlocked 1/29/11
25 Points
X marks the spot!
Tiger Nipples Unlocked 1/29/11
25 Points
Give 'em a pinch!
Tiger Uppercut Unlocked 1/29/11
25 Points
Knock that smug grin off Ryu's stupid face!
Turtles Unlocked 7/10/10
25 Points
Nobody likes a turtle!
Yodelay-hee-hoo! Unlocked 7/10/10
25 Points
Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick!
Ono Boners Unlocked 1/29/11
50 Points
Oh Ono!
Bloodshot Unlocked 7/10/10
100 Points
Watch the whole thing without skipping.
Egg Hunter Unlocked 1/29/11
100 Points
Find all the secret movies!

Medals Earned: 8/8 (375/375 points)

Super Mario BP Oil Spill

FISHY ASSIST Unlocked 12/8/10
5 Points
Allow a fish to die and plug his own hole.
GLUG GLUG 10 Points Destroy at least eight blowfish in a single game with other dead blowfish.
SUCKER 10 Points Make a diver accidentally swim into a mine.
BLOW ME 25 Points Kill at least eight BP divers in a single game with dead blowfish.
MINE YOUR BUSINESS 25 Points Destroy at least eight mines in a single game with dead blowfish.
OCEAN DEFENDER 25 Points Last long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward on his yacht.
TORPEDO TERROR 25 Points Get a single Bullet Bill torpedo to kill two BP divers.
AQUAMAN 50 Points Survive long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward without dying.
EMPLOYEE MERCY 50 Points Kill no divers or submarines, but still destroy the BP oil rig in a single game.
HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER 50 Points Kill at least five submarines in a single game.
FREE WILLY Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/285 points)